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(no subject) [Oct. 20th, 2006|09:23 pm]
<td align="center">Your walk is:
A Mix of Hopping, Dancing and Writhing in Pain
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...

I knew my walk was distinctive, but does it really look like that?
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(no subject) [Sep. 9th, 2006|02:20 am]
I have a new journal for my stories, to_the_fiction
http://to-the-fiction.livejournal.com/ Sorry, I can't use HTML
I'll be rewriting some old stories, and adding up new ones. Enjoy!
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(no subject) [Sep. 5th, 2006|01:05 pm]
Credit goes to James Thacker- his genius came up with this. His genius as in his immense intelligence not his clever pet.

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World domination is everyone's dream. It's not a bad job really. It pays well, there are all sorts of perks and you can set your own hours. However, every Evil Villian I've read about in books or seen in movies invariably gets overthrown and destroyed in the end. I've noticed that no matter whether they are barbarian lords, deranged wizards, mad scientists or alien invaders, they always seem to make the same basic mistakes every single time. Therefore, I follow these guidelines while conquering the world...
1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear Plexiglas visors, not face-concealing ones.
2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.
3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.
4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.
5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.
6. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.
7. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."
8. After I kidnap the hot girlfriend of the hero, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.
9. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labeled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labeled as such.
10. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.
11. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.
12. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.
13. All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.
14. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.
15. I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.
16. I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."
17. When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.
18. I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.
19. I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.
20. Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.
21. I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi storm troopers, Roman foot soldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.
22. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.
23. I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.
24. I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)
25. No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.
26. No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bed chamber.
27. I will never build only one of anything important. All important systems will have redundant control panels and power supplies. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times.
28. My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble.
29. I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.
30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.
31. All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcement and/or romantic subplot for the hero or his sidekick.
32. I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.
33. I will never employ the use of a major weapon that takes time to charge up before firing and utterly destroying the rebel base. Instead I will use weapons that can do the same thing with a single push of a button.
34. I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.
35. I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.
36. I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison.
37. If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Legions of Terror are losing a battle, I will believe him. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant.
38. If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age.
39. If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army.
40. I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable super-weapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.
41. Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices.
42. When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around.
43. I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the hot rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let him in on my plans.
44. I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance.
45. I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him, say "And here is the price for failure," then suddenly turn and kill some random underling.
46. If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and shoot the advisor.
47. If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature.
48. I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.
49. If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy me, I will not send all my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper.
50. My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks.
51. If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions in the hot friend of the hero's cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people-oriented position.
52. I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about.
53. If the hot friends of the hero that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her.
54. I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary.
55. The deformed mutants and odd-ball psychotics will have their place in my Legions of Terror. However before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will first see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention.
56. My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.
57. Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual.
58. If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner.
59. I will never build a sentient computer smarter than I am.
60. My five-year-old child advisor will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used. Note: this also applies to passwords.
61. If my advisors ask "Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?", I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them.
62. I will design fortress hallways with no alcoves or protruding structural supports which intruders could use for cover in a firefight.
63. Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of that nonsense about flames going through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals.
64. I will see a competent psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be a disadvantage.
65. If I must have computer systems with publically available terminals, the maps they display of my complex will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment.
66. My security keypad will actually be a fingerprint scanner. Anyone who watches someone press a sequence of buttons or dusts the pad for fingerprints then subsequently tries to enter by repeating that sequence will trigger the alarm system.
67. No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency.
68. I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so. However, the offer is good one time only. If they want me to spare them again, they'd better save my life again.
69. All midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be delivered at state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster-homes, not abandoned in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild.
70. When my guards split up to search for intruders, they will always travel in groups of at least two. They will be trained so that if one of them disappears mysteriously while on patrol, the other will immediately initiate an alert and call for backup, instead of quizzically peering around a corner.
71. If I decide to test a lieutenant's loyalty and see if he/she should be made a trusted lieutenant, I will have a crack squad of marksmen standing by in case the answer is no.
72. If all the heroes are standing together around a strange device and begin to taunt me, I will pull out a conventional weapon instead of using my unstoppable super-weapon on them.
73. I will not agree to let the heroes go free if they win a rigged contest, even though my advisors assure me it is impossible for them to win.
74. When I create a multimedia presentation of my plan designed so that my five-year-old advisor can easily understand the details, I will not label the disk "Project Overlord" and leave it lying on top of my desk.
75. I will instruct my Legions of Terror to attack the hero en masse, instead of standing around waiting while members break off and attack one or two at a time.
76. If the hero runs up to my roof, I will not run up after him and struggle with him in an attempt to push him over the edge. I will also not engage him at the edge of a cliff. (In the middle of a rope-bridge over a river of molten lava is not even worth considering.)
77. If I have a fit of temporary insanity and decide to give the hero the chance to reject a job as my trusted lieutenant, I will retain enough sanity to wait until my current trusted lieutenant is out of earshot before making the offer.
78. I will not tell my Legions of Terror "And he must be taken alive!" The command will be "And try to take him alive if it is reasonably practical."
79. If my doomsday device happens to come with a reverse switch, as soon as it has been employed it will be melted down and made into limited-edition commemorative coins.
80. If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and closer to my fortress.
81. If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw.
82. I will not shoot at any of my enemies if they are standing in front of the crucial support beam to a heavy, dangerous, unbalanced structure.
83. If I¹m eating dinner with the hero, put poison in his goblet, then have to leave the table for any reason, I will order new drinks for both of us instead of trying to decide whether or not to switch with him.
84. I will not have captives of one sex guarded by members of the opposite sex.
85. I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. "Align the 12 Stones of Power on the sacred altar then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more along the lines of "Push the button."
86. I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.
87. My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them.
88. If a group of henchmen fail miserably at a task, I will not berate them for incompetence then send the same group out to try the task again.
89. After I captures the hero's super-weapon, I will not immediately disband my legions and relax my guard because I believe whoever holds the weapon is unstoppable. After all, the hero held the weapon and I took it from him.
90. I will not design my Main Control Room so that every workstation is facing away from the door.
91. I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and obviously agitated until my personal grooming or current entertainment is finished. It might actually be important.
92. If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead I will say that his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.)
93. If I decide to hold a double execution of the hero and an underling who failed or betrayed me, I will see to it that the hero is scheduled to go first.
94. When arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow them to stop and grab a useless trinket of purely sentimental value.
95. My dungeon will have its own qualified medical staff complete with bodyguards. That way if a prisoner becomes sick and his cell-mate tells the guard it¹s an emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead of opening up the cell for a look.
96. My door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control panel on the outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens the door, not vice versa.
97. My dungeon cells will not be furnished with objects that contain reflective surfaces or anything that can be unravelled.
98. If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstance have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution.
99. Any data file of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb in size.
100. Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.
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(no subject) [May. 6th, 2006|12:21 am]
Mental Health Hotline!

Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.

If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are Co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have Multiple Personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are Paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are Delusional, press 7, your call will be transfered to the Mothership.

If you are Schizophrenic, listen carefully, and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are Manic Depressive, it doesn't matter which button you press. No one will answer anyway.

If you are Dyslexic, press 96969696969696.

If you have a Nervous Disorder, please fidget with the Pound Button until a representative comes on the line.

If you have Amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's and grandmother's maiden names.

If you have Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder, slowly and carefully press 911.

If you have Bi-Polar Disorder, please leave a message after the beep. Or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, please try you call again later.

If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our representatives are busy.
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(no subject) [Jan. 15th, 2006|03:43 pm]
My friend has a cousin that adopted a pony. She named it pony. This year for her birthday she's getting a dolphin. My friends getting her a book of good things to name your dolphin. We figure this is what'll happen:

friends cousin: Wow, a dolphin!
friend: what are you gonna name it?
friends cousin: lemme check the book *reading*

*4 month's later*

friend: found a name yet?
friends cousin: nope! *still searching*

*7 months later*

friends cousin: I got it!
friend: what?
friends cousin: the name!
friend: *looks excited* what is it!?!
friends cousin: dolphin!
friend: *still looks excited as, after a few seconds, she facepalms*
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(no subject) [Nov. 27th, 2005|10:24 am]
Hi, I'm not banned from the computer anymore! I'm back now, it rocks!
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(no subject) [Nov. 7th, 2005|10:04 pm]
It's been a while since I updated, so I just thought I might. And now I have, so goodbye!
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(no subject) [Sep. 21st, 2005|08:57 pm]
[mood | amused]

Pretty people are evil, and that's my excuse for being ugly says:
MIXAYLA!
Smoosh 2: The return of the smoosh!! *I'm not gonna give up, I'm gonna stay close behind you, all the way I'll be there...* says:
MEGAN
Smoosh 2: The return of the smoosh!! *I'm not gonna give up, I'm gonna stay close behind you, all the way I'll be there...* says:

Pretty people are evil, and that's my excuse for being ugly says:
LETS BE SHOUTARIFIC!!!!
Smoosh 2: The return of the smoosh!! *I'm not gonna give up, I'm gonna stay close behind you, all the way I'll be there...* says:
uh no.
Smoosh 2: The return of the smoosh!! *I'm not gonna give up, I'm gonna stay close behind you, all the way I'll be there...* says:
*runs from megan*
Pretty people are evil, and that's my excuse for being ugly says:
*runs after. With baseball bat* HAH!!! *takes pants* *runs away*
Smoosh 2: The return of the smoosh!! *I'm not gonna give up, I'm gonna stay close behind you, all the way I'll be there...* says:
huh
Pretty people are evil, and that's my excuse for being ugly says:

Smoosh 2: The return of the smoosh!! *I'm not gonna give up, I'm gonna stay close behind you, all the way I'll be there...* says:
i'm wearing a skirt.
Smoosh 2: The return of the smoosh!! *I'm not gonna give up, I'm gonna stay close behind you, all the way I'll be there...* says:
*is faster than you*
Smoosh 2: The return of the smoosh!! *I'm not gonna give up, I'm gonna stay close behind you, all the way I'll be there...* says:
you forget that
Smoosh 2: The return of the smoosh!! *I'm not gonna give up, I'm gonna stay close behind you, all the way I'll be there...* says:

Pretty people are evil, and that's my excuse for being ugly says:
*takes skirt* *puts on pants*
Smoosh 2: The return of the smoosh!! *I'm not gonna give up, I'm gonna stay close behind you, all the way I'll be there...* says:

Pretty people are evil, and that's my excuse for being ugly says:
*steals pants*
Pretty people are evil, and that's my excuse for being ugly says:
*steals chopper*
Pretty people are evil, and that's my excuse for being ugly says:
*flies away*
Pretty people are evil, and that's my excuse for being ugly says:
*picks up convieniently located bullhorn* YOU CANNOT FLY, HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Smoosh 2: The return of the smoosh!! *I'm not gonna give up, I'm gonna stay close behind you, all the way I'll be there...* says:
YES I CAN I'M PART NEZE I HAVE WINGS yay
Smoosh 2: The return of the smoosh!! *I'm not gonna give up, I'm gonna stay close behind you, all the way I'll be there...* says:
but i'm too lazy
Smoosh 2: The return of the smoosh!! *I'm not gonna give up, I'm gonna stay close behind you, all the way I'll be there...* says:
*summons dragon*
Pretty people are evil, and that's my excuse for being ugly says:
I HAVE YOUR PANTS!
Smoosh 2: The return of the smoosh!! *I'm not gonna give up, I'm gonna stay close behind you, all the way I'll be there...* says:
HAH
Pretty people are evil, and that's my excuse for being ugly says:
AHHH!!!! DRAGON!!!!!
Smoosh 2: The return of the smoosh!! *I'm not gonna give up, I'm gonna stay close behind you, all the way I'll be there...* says:
*magics pants*
Smoosh 2: The return of the smoosh!! *I'm not gonna give up, I'm gonna stay close behind you, all the way I'll be there...* says:
i'm wearing boxersa anyway
Pretty people are evil, and that's my excuse for being ugly says:

Smoosh 2: The return of the smoosh!! *I'm not gonna give up, I'm gonna stay close behind you, all the way I'll be there...* says:
so i look like i'm wearing a skirt
Smoosh 2: The return of the smoosh!! *I'm not gonna give up, I'm gonna stay close behind you, all the way I'll be there...* says:
*shorts
Smoosh 2: The return of the smoosh!! *I'm not gonna give up, I'm gonna stay close behind you, all the way I'll be there...* says:
panic2
Smoosh 2: The return of the smoosh!! *I'm not gonna give up, I'm gonna stay close behind you, all the way I'll be there...* says:
grr
Pretty people are evil, and that's my excuse for being ugly says:
*is still being chased by dragon
Smoosh 2: The return of the smoosh!! *I'm not gonna give up, I'm gonna stay close behind you, all the way I'll be there...* says:
hehe..
Smoosh 2: The return of the smoosh!! *I'm not gonna give up, I'm gonna stay close behind you, all the way I'll be there...* says:
*is controlling the dragon*
Smoosh 2: The return of the smoosh!! *I'm not gonna give up, I'm gonna stay close behind you, all the way I'll be there...* says:
*dragon flies faster than you can run/fly*
Pretty people are evil, and that's my excuse for being ugly says:
I'M ON FIRE!!! BAD DRAGON BAD!!! OH NO, I MADE IT MAD!!! ER!!!!
Smoosh 2: The return of the smoosh!! *I'm not gonna give up, I'm gonna stay close behind you, all the way I'll be there...* says:
*catches megan*
Smoosh 2: The return of the smoosh!! *I'm not gonna give up, I'm gonna stay close behind you, all the way I'll be there...* says:
*takes pants*
Pretty people are evil, and that's my excuse for being ugly says:
AHH! THE PRETTY FIRE BURNS!!!
Smoosh 2: The return of the smoosh!! *I'm not gonna give up, I'm gonna stay close behind you, all the way I'll be there...* says:
*puts in school uniform*
Smoosh 2: The return of the smoosh!! *I'm not gonna give up, I'm gonna stay close behind you, all the way I'll be there...* says:
*tucks in shirt*
Smoosh 2: The return of the smoosh!! *I'm not gonna give up, I'm gonna stay close behind you, all the way I'll be there...* says:
*buttons up blazer*
Smoosh 2: The return of the smoosh!! *I'm not gonna give up, I'm gonna stay close behind you, all the way I'll be there...* says:
HAH"
Smoosh 2: The return of the smoosh!! *I'm not gonna give up, I'm gonna stay close behind you, all the way I'll be there...* says:
the ultimate punishment *durm roll*
Pretty people are evil, and that's my excuse for being ugly says:
*is pile of ash*
Smoosh 2: The return of the smoosh!! *I'm not gonna give up, I'm gonna stay close behind you, all the way I'll be there...* says:
*detention with mrs lowe
Pretty people are evil, and that's my excuse for being ugly says:
*ash*
Smoosh 2: The return of the smoosh!! *I'm not gonna give up, I'm gonna stay close behind you, all the way I'll be there...* says:
*summons you from dead to go to detention*
Pretty people are evil, and that's my excuse for being ugly says:
*is zombie* Urgghhh *attempts to eat brain, shuffling akwardly*
Smoosh 2: The return of the smoosh!! *I'm not gonna give up, I'm gonna stay close behind you, all the way I'll be there...* says:
*reforms u*
Pretty people are evil, and that's my excuse for being ugly says:
*is badly reformed zombie*
Smoosh 2: The return of the smoosh!! *I'm not gonna give up, I'm gonna stay close behind you, all the way I'll be there...* says:
*flies away on dragon* GO EAT MRS LOWES BRAIN
Pretty people are evil, and that's my excuse for being ugly says:
urrgggh *more brain eating attempts*
Pretty people are evil, and that's my excuse for being ugly says:
urrgggghhhhh
Smoosh 2: The return of the smoosh!! *I'm not gonna give up, I'm gonna stay close behind you, all the way I'll be there...* says:
*sends to mrs lowe*
Smoosh 2: The return of the smoosh!! *I'm not gonna give up, I'm gonna stay close behind you, all the way I'll be there...* says:
*gives you detention for brain eating*
Pretty people are evil, and that's my excuse for being ugly says:
*eats brains of everyone in sight*
Pretty people are evil, and that's my excuse for being ugly says:
urgghhh
Pretty people are evil, and that's my excuse for being ugly says:
*zombies have such a wide vocabulary*
Smoosh 2: The return of the smoosh!! *I'm not gonna give up, I'm gonna stay close behind you, all the way I'll be there...* says:
*carries to mrs lowe*
Pretty people are evil, and that's my excuse for being ugly says:
*attemps to eat*
Smoosh 2: The return of the smoosh!! *I'm not gonna give up, I'm gonna stay close behind you, all the way I'll be there...* says:
yup
Pretty people are evil, and that's my excuse for being ugly says:
*chews on arm*
Smoosh 2: The return of the smoosh!! *I'm not gonna give up, I'm gonna stay close behind you, all the way I'll be there...* says:
dont eat her brain your vocab will expand to "thats not good enoug
Pretty people are evil, and that's my excuse for being ugly says:
*still arm chewing*
Smoosh 2: The return of the smoosh!! *I'm not gonna give up, I'm gonna stay close behind you, all the way I'll be there...* says:
*passes to dragon*
Smoosh 2: The return of the smoosh!! *I'm not gonna give up, I'm gonna stay close behind you, all the way I'll be there...* says:
*dragon drops you on mrs lowe*
Pretty people are evil, and that's my excuse for being ugly says:
*eats more brains, and takes a bite out of Mrs Lowe, who by the way, is not that bad*
Smoosh 2: The return of the smoosh!! *I'm not gonna give up, I'm gonna stay close behind you, all the way I'll be there...* says:

Smoosh 2: The return of the smoosh!! *I'm not gonna give up, I'm gonna stay close behind you, all the way I'll be there...* says:
i know
Smoosh 2: The return of the smoosh!! *I'm not gonna give up, I'm gonna stay close behind you, all the way I'll be there...* says:
but she says those words
Pretty people are evil, and that's my excuse for being ugly says:
urgh
Pretty people are evil, and that's my excuse for being ugly says:
*translation: what words
Smoosh 2: The return of the smoosh!! *I'm not gonna give up, I'm gonna stay close behind you, all the way I'll be there...* says:
*can barely bring self to say them* thats just not good enough
Pretty people are evil, and that's my excuse for being ugly says:
urgghh
Smoosh 2: The return of the smoosh!! *I'm not gonna give up, I'm gonna stay close behind you, all the way I'll be there...* says:
translation pls
Pretty people are evil, and that's my excuse for being ugly says:
*means nothing*
Pretty people are evil, and that's my excuse for being ugly says:
urghh
Smoosh 2: The return of the smoosh!! *I'm not gonna give up, I'm gonna stay close behind you, all the way I'll be there...* says:
kk
Pretty people are evil, and that's my excuse for being ugly says:
URGHH!!!!
Pretty people are evil, and that's my excuse for being ugly says:
*eats dragon*
Smoosh 2: The return of the smoosh!! *I'm not gonna give up, I'm gonna stay close behind you, all the way I'll be there...* says:
*dragon breathes fire on you before you can*
Smoosh 2: The return of the smoosh!! *I'm not gonna give up, I'm gonna stay close behind you, all the way I'll be there...* says:
*you are now a pile of zombie ash*
Pretty people are evil, and that's my excuse for being ugly says:
*zombie ash*
Pretty people are evil, and that's my excuse for being ugly says:

Pretty people are evil, and that's my excuse for being ugly says:
*zombie ash attacking people*
Smoosh 2: The return of the smoosh!! *I'm not gonna give up, I'm gonna stay close behind you, all the way I'll be there...* says:
*dragon breathwes fire on you- you are now zombie ash ash, buried deep in the ground*




What an interesting MSN conversation. And now I'm a zombie-ash, buried deep underground. How fun!
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(no subject) [Sep. 13th, 2005|09:33 pm]
We had a small storm here the other day, lightening hit my home and the t.v. and computer went out. However, it's fixed now. I'm happy.:)
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(no subject) [Aug. 21st, 2005|09:29 pm]
Hey look, I was just messing with a picture of me in paint shop, and I made this thing, it's kinda cool. Well, thats all I have to say, bye people who arent' me!
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(no subject) [Aug. 4th, 2005|10:05 pm]
I've spent the entire day watching fruits basket, and I have much more manga and anime to get through, my sister gave me many files of them, so I could gain a glimpse of her world, thats also how I found this place. I tried to get my other sister to watch with me, but she just made fun of the way the character's ears were shaped. It was quite entertaining to see the look on her face as Kagura chased Kyo Kun on valentines day. I will leave, as I have nothing else to say. Except that I like writing down my thoughts here, but if I didn't, then I wouldn't do it, so it seems pretty pointless. Well, goodnight.
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First ever entry [Aug. 3rd, 2005|04:14 pm]
I've just joined livejournal, and this is my first ever entry, woo! Hello to everyone, and now I say goodbye as I've run out of things to say, bye!
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